How is it my 4 pound tiny cat just gave me two tiny frogs and the dog gave me a lizard a minute after. 🥲🤣

Omg! I swear I think some are just lame brains 🧠 I truly can’t grasp how they function in life. It’s all ages so it can’t even be oh gen 💩! My ad/website are clear. Asking for 2:30 am I’ll cringe then a session length I don’t offer I’m baffled when it’s right there. Ugh

If you want to see me at 2:30 am it’s going cost you $5k half up front, 5 star hotel you are booking must show proof! I’m not putting makeup on, I’ll shower and you might get 30 minutes of my time. Since that’s not likely what you want I expect no go! Don’t ask! It’s my terms!

I’m quite the cranky pants today, and I’ve got a whole lotta paving bricks. LoL

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It’s about that time of year!! I have always loved Halloween and go all out for Halloween decorations but who’s taking me to explore any fun stuff in Florida? I’ll be spending two days in Orlando mid October for Mickeys Not so scary Halloween but that’s it

I so miss having a permanent InCall and feel so lost without but at the same time I love and adore all my OutCalls. I’m debating on getting one again but terrified because I don’t want the extra overhead costs but also would like to offer more unique personal “fun” ,

Did I mention I am a dork when it comes to Publix? I finally shopped at the new one off Fruitville Road right at 75. Not bad but won’t go out of my way to come here. 😀 I still loved the one by my old InCall in South Tampa (redone one off Gandy) I also LOVE Greenwise downtown

I have checked in for my flight tomorrow and as I was doing so the tiny fluff ball decided to try and lay on my hands and knock the phone away. The last few days she’s been extra snuggle not sure she’s plotting to kill me or truly loves me. lol I go with love! She a princess

#Stl friends I am checked into my flight that arrives tomorrow morning and look forward to being home for a few days but also was disappointed in how many attempted to avoid screening and several trying to negotiate the envelope

For the love of God Wh0res stop pushing this 12am, 2am crap! I am in bed by that time. My night routine starts about 7:00 pm meaning a nice dip in the hot tub then shower my face mask body lotion and bed time.

Downtown Bradenton is on the chopping block for InCalls. My goodness was trying to look at an apartment for possible InCall and the morons trying to cut you off worst then Tampa’s downtown this was semi close to the hospital. Omg!

I smell the sealer from the vanity and can't stop sneezing now.. lol but on a good note I am about to start all my darn laundry I need to do clean the house and get the one guest room ready for the pet babysitter. Which I have to say is badass! she is fantastic..

Who's booking us a date this weekend in STL and we are going to head to Sasha's Wine Bar? I miss that place so bad. Was always nice when you lived a few steps from there. Best place to walk to in the snow grab a flatbread pizza and glass of wine... Or summer... XOXO

My luggage is packed! I just hope I did not go over on weight.. Now I just have to get the rest of the house clean and I am sitting here on a damn work call... I have so much to do but have a few in a lab that require babysitting. Maybe I should offer them pacifiers..

Gents, Do NOT send me 💩 on P411 telling me want to see me at x time for x session or could I adjust x session and I send back a polite response then you ghost! It's been 8 hours and I even adjusted a few things to make tomorrow work in STL but going to readjust to see a friend🖕🏻