Q: What is the main advantage of WhatsApp? A: So many women can talk to each other and still no noise is created. 😛😛

Top 10 Lies: - I'm sorry - I hate you - I love you - I'm over him/her - I'm fine - I'm sorry - it doesn't matter - nothing - I don't care

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

Some rain, just in case your timeline is dry｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ ｀ 、ヽ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ

*School* 　 N 　　 O 　　　 O 　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　 。 　　　 。 　　　. 　　　. 　　　 . 　　　　.

when a girl says "lol have fun" do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission

Her: 👩 Me: 👸 Her: 👡 Me: 👠 Her: 👝 Me: 👛 Her: 🙋 Me: 💁 Her: 🍰 Me: 🎂 Her: 🍺 Me: 🍹 Her: 🚗 Me: ✈️ Her: ⛵️ Me: 🚢 Her: 💩 Me: 👑

everyone: are you okay everyone: you look tired everyone: you look upset everyone: you look confused everyone: are you sick me: IT'S MY FACE

when my mom is yelling at me: 🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗

I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but I'm such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can't delete that.

i hate waking up from naps cause i'm always confused like ♥ where am i ♥♥ what time is it ♥♥♥ is this earth ♥♥♥♥ where's my mom ♥♥♥♥♥

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You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish.

Another day has come and gone and I still haven't used algebra.

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly, "You can see me?"

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.

Immature: A word that boring people use to describe fun people.

Bacon over bitches.