The younger folks may not know this, but: before Columbine in 1999, school shootings were not a thing anyone worried about.

Celebrating 58 years of politics in Star Trek #StarTrekDay

a fun thing you can do, if you’re from the southern USA, is make sweet tea in front of a British person and just like watch their face

Ich bin deutscher Staatsbürger. Deutschland ist meine Heimat. Ich habe ein Buch geschrieben, das mit den Worten „Ich liebe dieses Land“ beginnt und endet. Ich habe für deutsche Unternehmen gearbeitet und ein eigenes Unternehmen gegründet. /1

So interesting to see the differeny perspective – I wouldn't have thought anybody uses built-in messaging anymore for the last 10 years. The more you know – and the small ways the US is ... special?.. different?.. both?

yes, most women wear makeup for themselves or for other women. even women in prison wear makeup. thecut.com/article/makeup…

"We have now reached the German border. Bear with us while we come to a standstill due to people walking on the railway tracks & vandalism. Please welcome on board stand-up passengers from other cancelled trains & bulky police who will ask non-white passengers for passports"

if you are in the audience at the debate tonight, please shout "collar gap" when there's a moment of silence so it gets picked up on tv

derek guy It’s time we hold these people accountable

husband just sent me this and it took me an embarrassingly long time to spot the joke

Wahr. The. Actual. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu*$¥* ??!?!?!

This is the famous Xerox Alto UI that inspired the Mac, and later Windows It does look pretty similar, with windows, menus, buttons etc BUT there's a huge difference - everything on the screen is editable and programmable by the end user

“Applicants must provide CV, cover letter, 3 letters of reference, personal statement, diversity statement, teaching statement, and future agenda…feedback will not be provided because our time is very valuable”

This is so bleak!

Someone QT'd this using the term "horsemaxxing" and I'm fucking dying

how many times do I have to tell people to not ingest horse products

Did I have a stroke

I'd fucking love to see this empire collapse

Letters of recommendation: American: “I am thrilled to recommend!!!” British: “I am willing to endorse” German: “I am annoyed to be asked”

Mein Bruder braucht seit Geburt intensivmedizinische Überwachung aufgrund eines seltenen Gendeffekts der weltweit nur bei 7 weiteren Menschen festgestellt wurde. Vor 6 Monaten wurde sein Intensivstatus erst bestätigt, heute lehnt DIE SELBE Ärztin ihn plötzlich ab – ohne Grund.