Younger teen: “Why would I stay in a tent when I can stay in my bedroom?”

I’m not ready for signs of autumn yet

POV: Still trying my best to understand Brat Summer 🥲🍏 #bratsummer

You’d think the fact that there are 0 trans women competing in the Paris Olympics would be enough to stop all the discourse about all the trans women competing in the Paris Olympics – and yet!

(realizing I was wrong) Perhaps I was right in a new and unusual way

Full article here: Olympics to ban literally every athlete in order to avoid controversy around competitors with ‘genetic advantages’ chaser.com.au/sport/olympics…

Sorry I’m late for work, I was gazing at my cat

Forget riots - why not compete in the The EDL-ympics! 🎾🥋🏓 A safe space to express your misdirected hatred 😃

The only time I regret reading murder mysteries is when I then go jogging in the dark

They are riots not protests.

Yet another hobby to add to my online dating profile: going through the alphabet to see the Google suggestions How baggy is too baggy?

I’m making Jaffa cakes for some of my colleagues, which on the surface sounds like a nice thing to do

The video game my teens are playing has the creepiest Christmas music I’ve ever heard

Can't remember the last time Twitter made me so happy - all the footage, from across the country, of peaceful anti-racist protests. Streets jammed. Poetic that the opposite of civil war is all over Musk's platform.

I’ve just tuned into the tail end of a conversation between my teens who are both upstairs and the only bit I heard was “Poor mum” 😳 What horrors await me?

Scientists are shocked to discover that the Altar Stone in the middle of Stonehenge, thought to come from Wales, actually comes from Scotland. It was used in sun-worship, which explains why it had to leave Scotland

Gamification: like fun, only hellish... timharford.com/2024/08/gamifi…

The replies are amazing/terrible!

Demure

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