This guy has just won the internet.

Liftoff!

Put your face masks on. Please. Don’t be selfish. Don’t be stupid.

He's voting in November, are you?

In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people. You can wear one to Aldi.

"To anybody who has touched Endeavour, you should take a moment to just cherish this day." Touching words from Col. Doug Hurley as Bob Behnken is safely brought out of the spacecraft. #LaunchAmerica

Pathologists debunk 14 new myths about COVID-19

Please vote in November. #LateShowLIVE

We are Williams. Always.

182 wins between two of the undisputed greatest F1 drivers of all time 🤝 Lewis Hamilton and Michael Michael Schumacher: 9️⃣1️⃣ wins apiece #EifelGP 🇩🇪 #F1

The votes are in: After more than 122,000 votes cast, we’re excited to announce the winners of our Name a Snowplow contest! These eight names will soon be on snowplows across the state. Learn more: mndot.gov/nameasnowplow/

The world's oldest living person was alive when the Wright Brothers flew at Kitty Hawk and when the first helicopter flew on Mars.

Insanely accurate.

I found a coin on the street the other day, and it had teeth marks all over it. It was a Bitcoin.

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