I have found the worst Christmas foodstuff.

Some of the worst refereeing the A-League has seen is on full display tonight. #MVCvADL

Attention copywriters. For the sake of everyone's mental health, please make it your No.1 resolution for 2024 to avoid using the expression, "Take your X to the next level." Thank you.

Unexpected consequence of the City of Yarra feline night curfew: last night, we were visited by this cat burglar, who was unable to escape. It came in through the cat door, which has been reset so our cat can come in but not go out again.

Somebody check the rule book to make sure there isn't a regulation about a team being unable to take the top spot on the table if they do so while scoring a 96th-minute winner during a Waning Crescent moon. #PERvMVC

Boo! I saw a film poster for The Beekeeper and imagined a gentle story about an apiarist. Alas, here's the synopsis: One man's brutal campaign for vengeance takes on national stakes after it's revealed he's a former operative of a clandestine organization known as Beekeepers. 😕

Thousands of photos of leading Māori saved from US landfill rnz.co.nz/news/te-manu-k…

The memo clearly went out that Operation Garden Tidy would launch today. On my short walk to the station, I passed four guys at different properties variously wielding a whipper-snipper, a leaf blower, a hedge trimmer, and a mower.

Revealing interview with Paul Izzo, who tells it like it is. Pathetic. "We need 11 heroes on the pitch." #NEWvMVC

Oh come on. What about the blatant handball right in front of the linesman? #BRIvMVC

Leigh Broxham started as Melbourne Victory's kit man. At the end of the season, he will retire as the ultimate A-Leagues icon 'DJ Brox' has played almost every position. 🙌❤️ He's captained the club. He retires a one club man. 18 seasons. Over 450 appearances in all comps. 9 trophies.

Someone get a MICA on standby. I may need it. #penalties

120+ minutes, 120+ emotions. That game was as exhausting for the fans as it was for the players. #MVCvMCY

If looking at a restaurant menu makes your eyes swim, I’ve written a framework for how I order my way around it for goodfoodAU The Sydney Morning Herald The Age ✨

No idea why I bother subscribing to Paramount+. Every time I try to watch an A-League game, it glitches out and I have to reboot the app. Now, when they're screening the semifinal exclusively, it's not working at all. I want a refund.

Takes a look at X for the first time in days. Finds a raging bin fire. Closes X.

Making 70-90 publishing jobs redundant is no way to ensure The Age and Sydney Morning Herald remain "Independent. Always". I’m going on strike for secure jobs and to protect the public’s right to quality journalism. MEAA #DontTorchJournalism

Please, Melbourne Victory. Tell me Langerak will be returning to Victory. aleagues.com.au/news/mitch-lan…

Black Star Pastry to close Melbourne outlets theage.com.au/goodfood/melbo…

Punters Club live-music pub in Melbourne returns to Brunswick Street, Fitzroy theage.com.au/goodfood/melbo…