I possess an egg ring. It's fairly shit as these things go (some egg white always escapes, & it's a bugger to clean), but even if I couldn't afford the £1.99 it cost me in TKMaxx, I doubt I'd ever want a homemade mcmuffin so badly that I'd bother to sand down a tuna can...

It was six years ago, and my mate, Pink, had just been told he was going to die. He accepted the news with a grace I can only marvel at, but he said he’d a list of things he’d still like to do. We sat in a pub one night and read it over. Eight things? Four months? Ok. Deal. 🧵

To anyone who follows my Spotify (all 2 of you), I would like it known that Dave has been pissing about with Alexa and the "currently listening to" is nothing to do with me.

Watching Crufts. Am obsessed by the hairdo of the main judge. The hairspray!!

#Dublin to win Crufts

Post four characters that you relate to and let people make assumptions about you.

Sensing a tassels/fringing theme this year #Eurovision

Belgium. Creepy guys seem to be a running theme this year #Eurovision

Very underwhelmed by Ukraine.

Germany fronted by an angry elf

Croatia I love you. Not least because you appear to have Dr Robotnik in your line-up.

Finland were robbed

100 skips a day for cancer research! Those of you who know what a couch potato I am will appreciate the magnitude of this undertaking... Anything, no matter how small, hugely appreciated. fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/cathys-gi…

If you ask people about the books that changed their lives - the ones they will never, ever forget, and carry around deep inside their hearts & minds - almost always, they will talk about a children's book. And that is why children's books are the most important books of all!

Save Epstein Theatre - Liverpool City Council continue financial support - Sign the Petition! chng.it/rFV5Gn5D via Change.org UK

You can’t believe how kind the British are. Every morning, a van pulls up outside your house in Coventry. A friendly man brings you a freshly-baked flatbread to eat. It’s just for you,not anyone else in your family. Every afternoon he comes back to make sure you’ve eaten it. 1/

The response to this plea from a lone woman on a bus, from this finger-wagging, judgemental man, is revealing indeed. It shows a remarkably indifferent & callous mind & certainly comes from someone who has NEVER had to walk the dark streets, clutching keys strategically, or been

YES.

Celine finally gets to sing! The woman's not been well. You'd think they could have speeded it up a bit for her sake...

It is clear that Elon Musk needs to stay out of British politics. RT if you agree.