TONIGHT: Don’t Tell Seth! An Evening with the Late Night with Seth Meyers Writers! Featuring stand-up, sketches, improv & character pieces by Peter Grosz Jenny Hagel Matt Goldich Ben Warheit Jeff Wright + More! 7PM Doors ∙ 7:30PM Show Limited Tickets Left! 🎟: tinyurl.com/5a35d7nz

It's no secret. There's a 2 Square next week at CAVEAT Tuesday May 14th at 7 PM. Peter Grosz #improv Ticket's still available! caveat.nyc/events/2-squar…

Jalen Brunson = Leonel Messi Just does whatever he wants w the ball

She would get an F on the book report about her own book.

If you’re the kind of person who makes plans super last minute, don’t fret! Come to ⁦CAVEAT⁩ at 7pm tonight for 2 Square with me and ⁦John Lutz⁩! eventbrite.com/e/2-square-tic…

NYC! I’m headlining a great standup show at Q.E.D. Friday May 17th at 730pm with Negin Farsad Gabe Mollica and Shosh Broadman Get your tickets here: qedastoria.com/products/peter…

This statement is true. Great freak match.

I don’t think that worm in his brain is dead. I think it’s growing…

Former President Current Felon

Of all the other presidents who falsified business records and paid hush money to a porn star isn’t it suspicious that TRUMP is the only one found guilty???!!!

NYC! John Lutz and I have our final 2 Square show before a summer break, tomorrow night at 7pm at CAVEAT. Be there or be… not there? That didn’t work out like I hoped caveat.nyc/events/2-squar…

DON’T TELL SETH!!! An Evening with the Seth Meyers Writers - June 14th and 15th at the Kennedy Center. Two shows have already sold out! The Kennedy Center Jenny Hagel Peter Grosz Jeff Wright Matt Goldich Ian Morgan Ben Warheit #AllyHord Buy tickets here: bit.ly/4arytiY

Seth Meyers' writers to perform comedy show at the Kennedy Center nbcwashington.com/entertainment/… via NBC4 Washington

Excited to be an upcoming guest on Bitcherton!

This is not a “conversation”. RFK Jr is just sitting there while Trump vomits weapons grade nonsense into his phone

Biden is giving “old man in horror movie who warns the characters not to keep hiking down an abandoned trail” vibes

NYC! This will be a lot of fun. Tuesday Sept 10th celebrate me with and John Lutz the last show of our run at CAVEAT

Ben Warheit is our guest monologist on Sunday, September 8th! Ben has been a writer for Seth Meyers for 10 years! But our favorite credit is him playing a Wall Street bro opposite Joaquin Phoenix in Joker. Get your tickets! RaaaatScraps.com/shows