me & best friend always talking about how we enrich each other like no one else and feel so intellectually and spiritually full whenever we’re together & today we had to take a long hard look at our Roku after living together for two weeks

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[awaking from terrible and incriminating dreams] luckily all that stuff is random and fake

i need a new laptop & i think its time for me to get a macbook.. i don’t know anything about laptops especially macs.. does anyone have any advice? i will mostly be using it for writing researching & video calling. i would prefer for it to be cheap. (is it bad to buy secondhand?)

shout out to my deep well of sadness

watching girls on the inexplicably large tv that came with my extremely narrow apartment that makes me feel like I’m eye-clamp clockwork oranged inside the Vegas sphere whenever i watch anything on it

boyfriend texted me this screenshot of the Dos Equis interesting man’s wikipedia page because he said “it sounds like something [i] would say”

Just remembered people are inconvenient if you’re lucky

when someone makes kind of a mean joke and then you make the same kind of mean joke back in good fun and suddenly they’re like woah woah calm down … to me this could be punishable by death . not only have you taken a joke from me but you’ve made me out to be some kind of Baby

what a neat trick , to retroactively define the characteristics of a forcibly subordinated social category as essentially “womanly” and therefore make it “anti-woman” to criticize those characteristics or the way power affects and coerces them

after years of resistance and self-delusion it feels good to finally let go and just show my hairdresser a picture of zooey deschanel

asked my boyfriend if he would go rachel kushner husband mode for me and he said he would but im not feeling optimistic bc all his tweets are like pooped from my butt today :P bazinga!