Boy do I love watching the federaI government take hundreds of dollars out of my paycheck every week for a retirement program that will 100% not be around when I’m old enough to cash in on it

There are people who were born in 2006 who are now doing OnlyFans to pay for college. It's retro.

War criminals support Harris.

I just saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. I had no strong reaction to it. Stop reading if you don't want the movie spoiled, because I'm just gonna explain what happens in it. The plot centers around Lydia from the first movie not getting along with her daughter, Astrid— played by

Because it's impossible to make a good kid's movie that adults can enjoy too, right? We should all just lower our standards because, after all, our children deserve only the dumbest and most pandering media, right? Just something to shut them up for a few hours, right?

That wasn't Trump who closed the airfields, bottlenecked everyone into Kabul Airport which resulted in bodies falling from the sky, the death of 13 US Service members by a suicide bomber , and drone strikes a van full of innocent kids in return. And then only took 6 questions

Who's your favorite chicken disrespecter?

You would think them finding themselves in agreement with Dick Cheney would give them pause for thought, but that would require them to have thoughts.

I think punishments for crimes should be more severe.

Critics take bribes for good reviews all the time. I don't know how common this is with video games, but with movies, it's so common that Rotten Tomatoes has become practically a marketing tool.

People who refuse to watch something just because it's old don't deserve to be happy.

In today's America, it's almost impossible to eat healthy unless you cook all of your own meals from scratch and eat nothing packaged.

Would you like some pizza with your LEGO wheels?