There is more than a hint of Lloyd Braun in Andrew Johns #NRL #Seinfeld

Paid $7.99 for a meditation app The mongrel instructor on it sounds exactly like my daughter’s American boyfriend. I love him but this isn’t going to work Standby

I just did the sums I’ve been going to the Abdul’s kebab store on the corner of Elizabeth and Cleveland streets for 35 years I’ve never tasted tabbouleh like theirs That’s gotta be some kind of record Perhaps a golden kebab trophy is in order Standby

Annual outrage at #NRLGF entertainment I’m an old prick and I know who Kid Laroi is- (by no means a core fan) But I hope he smashes it If you don’t like him watch something else for 10 minutes

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How’s the serenity

#NRL Touch judges have one flag up and one flag down

Take a few minutes to watch the positional and back up play of Jerome Hughes. The bloke started as a fullback FFS and now he’s in the top 3 halfbacks in the game Coach Bellamy saw something #NRLBroncosStorm

Kev should walk into the dressing shed at halftime , not say a word ,chuck a brown eye at the entire squad ( and Alfie) and then walk out #NRLBroncosStorm

Gave the meditation app another go If this fucker can actually stop my mind wandering in the breathing exercises like he claims he can I’ll be very surprised Standby

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If KidCowboy🤠 was a panda ⬇️⬇️

I never thought of that!! …

Yes it will host #NTLSpoonbowl tonight But Every time I watch a game at Orana Park I rest easy knowing I’ll forever hold the district long jump record at the now filled in long jump pit at the Minto end of the park And yes Jimmy Smith 🇦🇺 I was known as Spart Honey in Queen st

Josh Feledy looks like the little mutant bloke from Mad Max #NRLTigersEels

It’s honestly like watching Fittler thru a time tunnel at the same age whence watching Galvin Time and presence #NRLTigersEels

Just checked with Mum-she confirms there were less errors in the 1980 Lithgow st Bradbury v Collegians under 8’s grand final at Orana park than what we are seeing tonight. #NRLTigersEels

My normally non sport watching daughter just asked me what 36 in the VB hard earned work table means. I told her it’s how many free beers they get at the end of the year Makes as much sense as anything else does Standby #NRLTigersEels

Copper Cronk “I’m not quite sure how to describe the Tigers performance tonight “ I’d go with fucking shithouse Coops #NRLTigersEels

Suualii will be in all sorts with the officials in Union He will be the first Wallaby to have a special pocket sewn into his jersey for all the red and yellow cards #NRLRoostersRabbitohs