Hey no big deal but when did water bottles become $100

I dare you to say 'Daisy Edgar Jones' in a room and see what happens

Shoutout to all the girls in the tiny tops tonight!!!! And the one girl in shorts and boots? Inspiring!!!

Time for the part of the airport where I leave my body!

I’m sorry is Variety just straight up owned by Netflix like what is going on

If a musical starts and they don’t immediately start singing the title of the show I get so confused.

I’ve been working on this roll of toilet paper for a while now and it’s nearly finished

In honor of the #max launch today, remember what we deserve #WGAStrike

When are y’all going to realize that not only am I the mayor of Baby Town but I’m also lead engineer on the Shy Cutie Express.

If you’re not at a wedding right now do you even exist?

Netflix is demanding shareholders approve over $166 million in retroactive executive pay for 2022. By contrast, the writers strike ends if Netflix agreed to a contract that would cost the streamer an estimated $68 million a year. deadline.com/2023/05/wga-ne…

Happy one year anniversary to me getting an STI from wearing high-waisted jeans on a 6 hour flight.

Every summer without fail I’m that adult woman with bug bites.

Keeping the tops on your carrots is performative. There, I said it.

I feel anxious. Unrelated, my phone is resting on my chest.

Just got a text from the Biden campaign wishing me a Happy Thanksgiving.