"I started a little bit South of legally.". #overheard #distilling

Ok MyFitnessPal , I've now removed and re-added my fitbit link for the second time in the past week. And yet, as of yesterday my steps are not coming through. WTH? Why am I paying for this app, if you're going to be broken all the time?

With it's most recent tweet dating 2017, it's nice to know that Tailor Made Servers is keeping it's customers apprised of problems! #IsYourNetworkComingBack #ShouldIBeLookingForAReplacement #IfOnlyThereWasSomeWayToCommunicate

Being a senior level systems administrator, with 30+ years of experience, trying to convince first level tech support that I have tried four different browsers (plus incognito) on three different devices, and there is in fact a problem, is frustrating... #techsupport #Amazon

Weren't they talking about mute buttons, for when they go over time?

Hey The Late Show was Monday night's "Road From The Whitehouse" based on Louis Armstrong's Shadrack? If so, well played... 🤣 "Couldn't fool em with a golden idol..."

Instacart verification code FAIL! Three times now I've entered the correct code, and three times now Instacart has rejected it! #instacart #fail #down?

Hey Google Cloud Learning (formerly Qwiklabs), nice bait-n-switch you have going there. Get me to pay for an account, then block that account for no reason, and tell me to "just open a new one."

this is the exact moment our coworkers found out we had been laid off while speaking in front of city council

OpenAir? What a piece of OpenCRAP! #OpenAir #Oracle

Internet commenters: Visit gofccyourself.com and urge the FCC to keep strong net neutrality rules backed by Title II.

TRUMP: I wasn't involved with Russian hookers. COMEY: No spaces? TRUMP: No spaces. Lowercase. COMEY: Kinda weird Wi-Fi password, but OK.

TRUMP: I wasn't involved with Russian hookers. COMEY: No spaces? TRUMP: No spaces. Lowercase. COMEY: Kinda weird Wi-Fi password, but OK.

telnet mapscii.me # For maps in your terminal from OpenStreetMap. Yes really.

The day with most Sunlight: Happy Summer Solstice to all Earthlings north of the equator. Now thru Dec 21 daytime get shorter

How high is the temperature Mama? 103, and risin' How high is the heat index Papa? 113, and risin'

Nothing lays bare your station in life, quite like revealing you are "woke."

I tip with Chocolate at the office. It's the currency of the cubical class.

Overheard: In other countries, I used to grab random guys beards, and chew on them. #Portland