nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how many drunk cigarettes you smoked - if you offered others drunk cigarettes - if you drank just to smoke cigarettes

We'd prefer you shut the fuck up mate. That's why we fired you.

Just today Elon -boosted two Holocaust denying accounts -said George Floyd wasn’t murdered by police -said he wanted to work for Trump -defended Trump’s Charlottesville comments -made fun of a Native American woman for saying she was Native American

youtu.be/gacqTFJy9eg i'm not entirely sure about this, but i wouldn't like to miss the pain she brought to me, the way she tortured me

Happy 30th anniversary to Dummy, nearly as old as I am 😆 Thank you for all the support. X portishead.lnk.to/dummy1994

40,000+ Palestinians — majority women & children — have been killed in Israel’s genocidal assault on Gaza. 90,000+ have been wounded & 10,000+ are buried in the rubble. So again, I call on the UK government to end its complicity & suspend all arms sales to Israel immediately.

absolutely excellent. united can bog off - makes 5 wins in the last 6 games

When people ask us what Sarah Records 💙' proudest moment was, we always say faxing Steve Lamacq and Jo Whiley while they were midway through playing Oasis’s debut single telling them to stop. 30 years on, you can’t seriously expect us to do it again – who still has a fax machine?

far and away, home run, country mile the worst band to ever set foot on creation records

If the country's finances are so bad, then why are we still spending £50 billion a year on the military? If there's no money left, why are we spending £12,000 a minute on nuclear weapons? If we can afford to bomb people, why can't we afford to feed people?

this old earthquake's gonna leave me in the poor house

😍 WILLY EXTENDS!

ah... the 6th of september

it's crazy this show looks like this

New billboard in Clacton. We’ve booked this one for six months and will update it every time the new Register of Members' Interests is published.

Elon saw the shooter was a conservative who has all the same beliefs he does and immediately nuked his account

What a handover. 🔥 After 30 minutes of Farage being Farage on LBC, James O'Brien opens with a blistering reality check.

Lebanese people are fearful of texting their loved ones in case their phones explode. Our government’s cowardly failure to call out this latest war crime is shameful. There is only one reasonable response: end all arms sales to Israel, now.

Arsenal giving Keir Starmer a freebie corporate box at highbury will not cost the tax-payer one penny. Sunak's £40M helicopter contract cost the tax-payer £40M Shows what the right-wing media can do.