Glenn Danzig is out here looking like Sigourney Weaver in an alternate universe where she has aged quite poorly

getting a foot job, but with her hand

Me when they ask over the PA who shouted "9/11 was an inside job" at the end of the Star Spangled Banner at my local minor league baseball game

Cumming inside someone while a horror movie plays in the background call that a screampie

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

no. mercifully, that is still the sole domain of jerking off

And on my birthday I found it, the holy grail. Truck Stop lasagna.

You're all making fun of Trump fucking Laura Loomer. I see you saying the bed looks like a slip n slide of grease and bronzer. That watching them go at it looks like someone added silly putty to a lava lamp. But I think you're just cynical; all love is beautiful. Grow up.

this is reads like a satire article what the hell

Goodmorning

beancels don't play

every time i get a new follower i flip a coin and if it tails i block them. i dont want any unlucky people following me on here

"Who needs therapy when you've got drugs?" - man who needs therapy

Me: Hey im on my period is that ok? Me: yeah of course Her room 15 minutes later:

The second trump assassination attempt and the only thing that changed where the jokes told about it.