Reading about a pirate who couldn't make an honest living so he wrote a best selling book about his adventures. He didn't make much as copyright law didn't exist and most copies were pirated..

It's a Heidi convention in this waiting room. There's seven people here and three are named Heidi.

Reading an article on a store that sells things confiscated at the airport. What's the most expensive item? An embalming machine. I have questions I don't want answered.

Who had 14 year old outrunning the cops in a stolen car on their Bingo card today?

Hello from the littlest newt.

Unit 41: discuss unfortunate events. *proceeds to teach me the verb to bite*

I love how when you call some place and a message answers to call back during "normal" business hours without telling me when that is. This town's so small it could be 3 nonconsequitive hours on a Tuesday!

"We're not all devil worshippers, only 66.6% of us are."

Drive-in double feature: Twister, A Quiet Place 👀 I see what you did there. 😄

Eavesdropping on some teens at the laundromat.... apparently free drugs are bad, not all drugs, just the free ones.

Just saw a commercial pitching using AI to compose a breakup letter. And I thought dumping someone via text message was bad!

There's a moose in this hospital...

Distracted pretzel sounds like a fun pet name. Come here you little distracted pretzel.

Did not know I'd be going to a shadow puppet play today but I'm not complaining. Rumor has it there'll be theramin music.

I saw a cyber truck in the wild and those raccoons were 100% right. The ass end is absolutely an upcycled dumpster on wheels.

Went to jail today but it wasn't open...

You know what a dog looks like right?

What is going on here...??

The guy who made the Wilhelm scream is the same guy who sang Purple People Eater. Mind blown.

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