I’m such a lucky girllllllll

Why do all kids have staring problems?? But if I buck I’m wrong??

Jessica is always catching me looking dumb and it’s all my fault. So embarrassing.

It’s exhausting but I can’t be any other way, I’ve tried.

Proof that complaining works!!

Fascinating "the only friend I’ve got is mary, and I don’t want anybody else. to me, she was my common-law wife. to me, it was a marriage." -freddie mercury

Love is so pure. It makes the human experience worth it.

JUST LIKE ME FRRRRR OMG 😂

If you zoom out, I’m really not shit 😂

Wordsmith v. Wordsmith. Let the MTHFCKN GAMES BEGIN

I have no desire to be a homeowner as a single childless woman. I just wanna call maintenance when something is wrong.

I feel like after 50, you lose the ability to tell when people want you to stop talking. I hope I never lose that sense.

how it feels going back to work after the weekend:

Instagram being down is the Universe trying to get me to focus on work but PLOT TWIST I still have Twitter and TikTok

do y’all go through phases where the couch just hitting more than the bed?