Slovenia got their costumes at a bargain vintage store. Could be most Eurovision look so far. The song is a bit meh though and omg you licked the camera EEEWW. #eurovision

Ok deep breath. Croatia might require SEVERAL TWEETS. #eurovision

I mean where do we start. It’s musically incomprehensible. The costumes are high school musical level but somehow it works.

Same vote announcer from Austria as last year. Weird how I remember that. 😅 #eurovision

I notice that the French vote lady has opted to announce their votes in French. #eurovision

Armenia vote announcer’s outfit, o m g😍😍😍

9 points for the UK in the public vote. Seriously people? We paid for this you know. Rude.

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London City Airport’s new security policy is fab obviously but inevitably staff have just exchanged yelling at you to take your laptop out for yelling at you to leave your laptop in.

A strong platform 👏

So Eurostar check in at Gare du Nord is as expected, total, abject chaos. Just like last time. While I wait in the 30C heat, I get to admire the information architecture of their signage.

Like virtually everyone else, I know absolutely nothing about the events that have led to the statement by Huw Edwards’ wife. But I do know that he is a superb broadcaster. I know too that he has a long history of depression. He and I have spoken about it often, including in 1/4

STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!

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We (Andrew Betts and I) just finished building this for Rust Nation UK 🦀 next week: a Ferris Sweep keyboard, complete with case! It could be yours 🦀 Can't wait for the conference next week 🦀🎉

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