I was advised this one was too good to keep in the DMs

I can never wrap my head around the fact that candle wicks don’t just burn away before the wax melts 🤯

Well that’s a new one 😂😂

My benchmark for being "very satisfied" with the reliability of a mass spectrometer is not having memorized it's serial number and tech support phone number. I have not encountered such an instrument.

SEC column prices are getting out of hand…. >$4,000 for a 4.6x30?! You have got to be kitten me.

These AI music covers are wild. I just listened to Kurt Cobain sing “Would” by Alice In Chains and I did not know that I needed that in my life 🤯

Novel HRAM with 'parallel MS1' scans with ultra fast high resolution MS2 scans!!! Hmm.. what could that possibly be.. 🤔😉😉

Life pro tip: don’t message someone on teams asking: “hey do you have a minute?” and when the person responds “yes” then not follow up in your initial question…

What’s this new trend with spam advertising emails coming with read receipts? No I am not going to send you a read receipt, get over yourself.

Got 4 hours of sleep last night and so far have had 3 meetings canceled last minute today. This is what I needed to keep going and finish this week strong 😮‍💨.

Had a great time at the Genetics Symposium yesterday talking about reprogramming leafcutter ant behavior with neuropeptides! Ben Garcia Berger Lab 🐜🐜🐜🐜

Paging Mike Feigin 🥯

the author the paper

Just realized that the members of Blink 182 are ~50 years old. Where the hell has time gone?

Concerning

Sigh

Vem participar!!! 😀 Please RT Eberlin Lab BCM_Surgery Am Soc for Mass Spec

Why do U.S. coins go in denominations of 1, 5, 10, 25, 50, 100 but paper currency goes 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, 100? Should the $20 bill have been a $25 bill? (Yes I know the $2 bill is still around, but no one uses those).

(JASMS) [ASAP] An Orbitrap/Time-of-Flight Mass Spectrometer for Photofragment Ion Imaging and High-Resolution Mass Analysis of Native Macromolecular Assemblies (RSS) #MassSpecRSS #JASMS dlvr.it/SqlVwK

‼️It is the first 1.2 GHz instrument in North America. Currently, there are only six 1.2 GHz NMR spectrometers in the world!😮👏 Read more in the threads🤯