My girlfriend is really good at a lot of things like flowstar and grinding on me

$10 to see me DJ is a pretty good deal ngl

Took my bae to the Rainforest Cafe

live, laugh, lose your USB

Property manager giving a new tenant a tour as my plumber stops to tell her the entire unit has a slab leak: And over here is the pool and BBQ!

You see how I didn't commit a felony after seeing this stupid ass trend all over my social feeds? Very demure, very mindful.

Hellblade 2 is absolutely amazing.

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It’s DISTINCT MOTIVE - NO MERCY OUT NOW day 😎

Pokémon ruby sapphire but the music is all cansones

Hearing a reload of Skeng tonight was all I could have asked for.

Big Sock is funding the sock gremlins. They just want us to buy more socks.

She said I’m her booger, I’m so glad she picked me.

Is it raining or are these the tears of angels brought to their knees by your devine beauty?

I broke my French Press the other day and haven’t been the same since.

made a track today, gonna play it tonight at Darkstar

When the vape doesn’t stop hissing when you’re done hitting it and it feels like a hand grenade 🎲

Tempe parking dude was on a sick one today. Most expensive sandwich I’ve ever had.