just saw on deadline.com that a kid in my dorm has announced his sophomore film starring whoopi goldberg and alec baldwin. yesterday i had french fries for both lunch and dinner and my friends said they don't think i'm bi anymore. there are winners and there are losers

so excited for my big episode of english teacher on monday

obsessed with my career

23 is the youngest age a guy has ever been

wow i’d describe my episode of ENGLISH TEACHER on fx the same way… and that comes out monday

congested with a sore throat but my covid test was negative which can only mean i have walking pneumonia and laying down pneumonia

dick rate 1 of the day

sag aftra insurance plan denied my therapist

literally what do i do if my insurance denies my therapy again after countering the ruling

oh

guy i went on a date with two years ago who told me i qualified to shoot up a school after rejecting me just texted me saying “your career pivot is remarkable”… you can deny me but hulu will put an ad on your phone that makes you wonder what might have been

next time i go to atlanta i need to bring someone who can watch me to make sure i don’t commit suicide

just gave Jeremy Piven a handjob for a role

a lot of y’all’s boyfriends are playing in your knee high socks while you’re at work sis

taylor swift dresses how blake lively thinks a prostitute dresses

she's still got it

fighting a head cold and being so fucking brave about it