Keytar Bull Nakano.

Medieval / high fantasy camp is an impressive aesthetic choice just because it's not something any of the other pop girlies are doing right now (I think)

What other dude has Hole, L7, and X in his theme song history?

Ooooooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ʙ̵̩̞͘̕ᴇ̶̨̺̫̭͉̆͊̇̀̑̽̆ ̷̨̨̛̯̭͙͙͓̺͚̰͐͆̊̈́̒̕ɴ̶̨̩̜͕̤̯͐̃̐͌̀̆̿̉͐͒ͅᴏ̴͇̼͇͔̙̙̝͈̃͆̒ᴛ̸̲̐͝ ̴̢̨̪͍͕̗̼̬̍̔̐͋͑̚͝͝͝ᴀ̵͚̼͖̳̪͙̫͔͍͍̈̈́̉̈́̚͝ꜰ̸̛̰̙̪̮̺̭̼̆͌́ʀ̸̞̏̃͆̆̽͐̍͛̊͒͜ᴀ̶̧̦͖̳̳̰̺̅ɪ̸̞̦̩̪̰͎̥̱̐͆̂͂̂͑̚͜͝ᴅ̴̬̩̓

Bull Nakano and Manami Toyota's last time wrestling each other

Effy sees Foley walk into the venue with a cowboy hat on, sighs and puts on his anti-barbed wire 2x4 chain mail He says it's because of Chappell Roan but everyone knows

Imagining Effy sticking Mr Socko down his trunks and it being the new thing he gets heat about

Frank Frazetta would've loved this.

Four fresh playlists if yer into that kinda thing

Imagine being trans and you're at the supermarket and fucking Steve-O is like "Hey can I ask you a question" and then you have a profound impact on the life of Steve-O

If you're not trans getting "Hey can I ask you a question" by strangers is a relatively common experience but normally it's just an annoying thing nobody learns from and not Steve-O

Yakuza substories be like:

See me at yer college campus Baggie full of estradiol Call me if you need some tits Call me if you need some boobs

Apparently if you want former MySpace celebrity Ronnie Radke to shut up you just gotta talk about how his successful wrestler girlfriend Saraya has probably imagined him with titties