The Government's always saying The Anime Death Ray is being pointed at us for our own safety. That we need a 3 story mecha patrolling the streets in case of "Kaiju attacks", but where are these Kaiju they're always talking about? I only see them on my taxes.

you should never talk to cops because they have tiny weenie penises and they get mad when you point it out

Accidentally hit a vape too hard after smoking nothing but mids my whole life

Pictured: A cheese shelf.

ffxiv has forever ruined my perception of reality

bakool ja ja

Tim Onion

もっと可愛く撮ってください。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Try to make me look cuter in your photos.

So I owned a few acres in Granby Colorado back in 2004, and the city refused to run a sewer line to the property

Neolithic Pig-Shaped Pot, c. 6.000 years old. Collection: Jiangsu Provincial Museum, Nanjing, Pottery and Porcelain Gallery. Photo Credit: Asianewsphoto.

Matoi (Firemen) by Utagawa Kuniyoshi, 19th century