CHICAGO! Doing a live show with the boys of FUDGE Sunday night 8PM at Logan Square Improv!

Tix: logansquareimprov.com/events/

Best cup of coffee in NYC

Looks like AMPTP’s new PR firm came up with a great way to fix their terrible reputation: bots!

Fuck yes. So f’ing badass. This is where I watch CNBC clips.

So proud of our Guild for advocating for the antitrust enforcement our industry - and our entire economy - so desperately needs.

Reflecting further, this is a class issue. TV has been as a place where working class/middle class people can break into entertainment because of the number of people it takes to make a show. With every assistant & staff job that is cut, the industry is made more aristocratic.

You want to know why Veep was so good?
It's because I had an incredible writing staff, top to bottom, and they were ON THE SET, helping to jam every second of the show with killer jokes.

Monday, I was on the line at Amazon. My sign: 'Room Size Matters.'
A man approached, said he was from Variety. Could he ask me some questions?
I politely suggested he go to check-in and talk to a WGA captain.
He pointed to my sign. 'But that's what I want to talk about.' 1/2

Today’s picket rally speech was about how the best thing we can do as negotiations resume is keep showing up on the picket line instead of doomscrolling.

Hanging out in Auto Zone, smoking weed and making fun of every guy who asks for help.

TUESDAY! New Improv is Dead Podcast!

Listen anywhere there’s pods 🪑 💀

linktr.ee/improvisdead

I pay a digital personal trainer I found on Craigslist $500 a month to text me motivation six times a day.

Lives up to all of de hype.

DeSantis needs to capitalize on this moment.

DeSantis needs to capitalize on this moment.

My boy Chris Farren has written my definitive song of the summer and has revived the lost art of the music video.

youtu.be/Z3W4_jJzYzk

Worst guy I know is in prison for murdering someone during a home invasion

If it weren’t for the writers’ strike there would still be time for them to ADR in a line from Dracula after he eats a woman on the boat where he says “Girl Dinner”

Counting down the days until kickoff.

God it feels good to be the world’s apex predator