He's odious. I hope he goes back to Barbados and stays there

5. Unity
6. National interest
7. Stability
8. Ordinary working people

Fair play to Boris for giving us a list of Tory MPs who genuinely thought he hadn’t done enough damage last time, though. Possibly his one act of public service

“Eat the rich” has gone from “no one should be a billionaire” to “no one living above the poverty level treating themselves and their husband to morning coffee in their garden should be happy”

The thing is, landlords are gonna keep taking the piss when international students with rich parents, are coming in and paying a year’s rent upfront. The current market is operating on greed which is another reason why rent controls need to be actioned.

No think pieces on having a south Asian PM please I beg you. It's all very embarrassing

After I divorced him, he dressed up as an elderly woman and got me to hire him as the nanny so he could spent more time with our kids.

Here’s the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire.

1 million seconds ago, it was last week.

1 billion seconds ago, it was 1990.

In 2022 Britain has 177 *billionaires* – the highest on record.

We don’t need austerity, we need to Tax. The. Rich.

#EnoughIsEnough

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I’m not Haitian but I am Caribbean and part of that community. Therefore I will continue to speak and spread awareness on what’s going on in Haiti. The media pushes a false narrative about Haiti and what’s going on there.

Hi. On Weds we're doing our 1st ever Comedy Club 4 Kids Radio Nonsense podcast live Southbank Centre where myself, Joz Norris & Athena Kugblenu will be answering kids Qs as unhelpfully & stupidly as poss. Only a handful of tix left so drag your kids along: southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/famil…

Paris ✨❤️ Graduate jobs usually start on 25-30k. People are going uni to work full time and get a job paying 2k or less a month after tax. Only to spend 1.5k a month to share a flat before bills???? Landlords are never seeing heaven.

A thread 🧵
So I'm starting a thread to show the crazy prices in the private rent market, feel free to add
The latest one £1.1k+bills

Iisten. a whole comedy circuit has come out of this as schools put on comedy nights to try and raise money. I did loads of them. It's a disgrace. Schools used to fundraise for bonus shit like ski trips. Not fucking pens