Nature is amazing.

The Stella’s off.

Just squirting my bear. *not a euphemism

You use all your best moves and she’s still not impressed .

Where’s Samuel L Jackson when you need him? x.com/neromemotcha/s…

Everyone loves a belly rub. 😱

Some days you’re the seagull. Some days you’re the squirrel.

I’m told that cats rule the internet , I can’t see why.

Mission impossible.

I don’t think my banana’s ripe enough yet.

Came across four zombie hedgehogs eating their own mother in the garden. Swiftly dispatched the lot of them with one stroke of a shovel. 😇

Ever seen a toad’s stool ?

Alright Dave, how you doing?

“Sir, have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Crocodile, Alligator or Caiman?

That face you make when you hear Sir David Attenborough and a BBC film crew are coming to document your mating habits.

That’s strange, raptors usually shop online.

They see me rollin’ They hatin’

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

Goatse lead and glass window hanging ornament. FREE to collect, I just want rid.