Please lord, I want to wake up feeling the cheesiest

Thanks Josh Pate for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 5,979 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/553DKKHsB…

Jalen Preston on UMASS: 'We are playing to get this chip off of our shoulders. Hopefully, we can dominate them.'

Preston adds he hopes the Aggies can disrupt LSU's recent success: 'Hopefully, we can piss in their cornflakes.'

“Mike Leach doesn’t have a call for 3rd and 34” my friend, that’s what he’s built for.

mashallah the michelin man has converted to Islam, Alhamdulillah 🙏

Average jeans colour per US state

The Peppermint Dipshit For your files.

Theres a part of the 'kiss from a rose' video where it's edited to look like batman is shocked by how good Seal is at singing

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Me: The one in Sesame Street
Her: He doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery

sir, a second bud light pitcher has hit the table

UMass has never beaten a team from a Power 5 conference.

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It's crazy how every single person running for office is an extremist according to the ads I see. I just want one ad that's like 'this dude is mid as hell.'

Luka.

The goalposts have exited Neyland