You ever just get a quirky unreasonable craving for a food, I don’t mean like a burger or a pizza or something, I’m talking, waking up in the middle of the night and just… “fuck I could really go for some red onion right now”

Well this is a new one, instead of sweat and piss the metro smelled of sex today fucking foul

Langoustine + langoustine + langoustine

I reckon I would be a much more tolerable gentleman if I didn’t have to go through the month of December every year.

Commotio retinae + retinal detachment. December continues to be my least favourite month of the year.

Had some lasers shot 👁️🔫

I wish all metro’s were this simple

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Jen English in the highrollers video, holy.

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Big day for Turkey today, whether we see a difference or not, its a big statement for the republican party to win out the local elections and the Grand National Assembly over the right wing populists.

welp. Im off to military service on Saturday and I've had to take off bracelets and shave off my beard, neither of which I have done for 15 years, feel so uncomfortably naked.

We back from military with a light breakfast to kick life off again - egg white omelette, prosciutto filling and an avocado cream topping

Hey America, why would you put sugar on sweet potato fries.

Such a peaceful city when the holioday rolls around an everyone leaves. A lovely summer walk.

Plums are ready for the year, best batch I’ve had in a number of years, incredibly tasty, can’t wait to get the rest of them.

Me wearing burlap sack coloured linen in summer.. “yes, I’m a fashionista.”

Go away it’s too hot.

Been waiting for this moment for 2 months 😭 finally a relief in humidity

The goat does it again, cleanest harai goshi, cleanest ippon of the entire olympics. actual god of judo