Lies women tell: 1. I just saw this😩 2. I didn’t get a call😩 3. my phone died😩 4. I thought I replied😩 5. I just woke up😩 6. I’m not hungry 😩 Anything with this emoji😩

Slow stroke her & moan nasty shìt in her ear💪🏾🗣‼️

Girls 🥜💦 FAST TOO‼️ But y'all not ready for that conversation🥱🫣🥴

I had some coochie tighter than your mamas lips when she used to say “put it the fuck back”😂😂😂

Where the women that wake you up with head then cook you breakfast? These new age bitches lame asf🙄🤦🏾‍♂️

I can NOT make this up😂😂😂

That’s it that’s the tweet but follow me on TT ‼️

That’s it that’s the tweet 🐣

Them single mamas be fine asf until you find out they come with a baby daddy that ain’t already dead🙄

It be a lot of mfrs talking bad about thick /big women, but leave out the part where they be sneaking and fucking them thick/big women😂😂😂

I remember as a kid not wanting to eat my vegetables, now look at me out here eating ass🤦🏾‍♂️😱🙄

Cause that argument was pointless we could have just had a normal conversation for all that🙄😂😂

#facts

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You know that ass phat when you go to her house and her toilet seat loose‼️😂😂😂

Bitches always try to make that lick back count🙄 like chill out loser the score is 26-1 dummy😂😂

Something about hearing your woman say “cum in this pussy daddy” just makes it that much better😈🤤🤤🤤 #RT #TweetOfTheDay

#TweetOfTheDay #rt if you want me as your #sidedude #HappyTuesday