Yes, I am very nervous, but I don't know if that’s because of the long stretch before the first corner or because of the fact that Flavio is returning to F1. #SpanishGP 🇪🇸 #F1

I understand the need, but those new gravel traps look like my fucking driveway. Then they might as well implement the whole fucking concept! #AustrianGP 🇦🇹 #F1

Lewis seems very attached to his equipment. Fuck me! #AustrianGP 🇦🇹 #F1

The number of track limits have already been reduced from 1200 last year to just a few this year thanks to the new gravel traps. To also eliminate those last few, I came up with another concept. Less subtle than my previous concept, but it will fucking work👌🏼 #AustrianGP 🇦🇹 #F1

After a test with the gravel trap in Austria and my much more original and guaranteed working proposals for track limits, Silverstone is opting for a very extreme solution: A white line! Are you fucking kidding me??? #BritishGP 🇬🇧 #F1

If this movie is realistic in terms of current F1 regulations, it will end with a silly collision, resulting in Brad Pitt's opponent not being able to serve his track limits penalty and himself being punished with a 10-second time penalty. No fucking happy ending! #F1 #F1Movie

I have a message to the stewards: Let the boys fucking race today! They’re more mature than their ever-quarrelsome team principals. If you really have to throw penalties, penalise those fucking overgrown school kids! #BritishGP 🇬🇧 #F1

Welcome to the fucking club guys! #HungarianGP 🇭🇺 #F1

Have you seen the official teaser of F1 the movie? Don’t I look handsome and age well? Unfortunately the same can’t be said for my fucking cameo! #F1movie #F1 #HungarianGP

If you don’t hit the apex, cut corners and brush barriers you fuck up your race. If you start doing this in the garage however you fuck up the fucking building. #Steinerfact #HungarianGP 🇭🇺 #F1

On the way to Spa I took a little detour and I’m afraid I missed the first training sessions. Too bad but hey, you have to know your fucking priorities! #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

The rainy qualifying is over and the fans are leaving.…. or so they hope!Time to earn some fucking money.😈 #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 🌧️ #F1

“Max's grid penalty? Oh well, he doesn't seem to care and at least you can still see him on the start grid. Unlike Yuki with his 60-place penalty. Where the fuck does he start from? Fucking Pif-Paf?” #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

I hated it but apparently nowadays some love it to look like a fucking wanker. #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

“Well, I hope for your sake we do this interview for the radio.” #DutchGP 🇳🇱 #F1 #orangearmy

Perhaps Logan should consider a future as a gymnast. What a fucking great pommel horse performance. 👌🏼 #DutchGP 🇳🇱 #F1 #Olympics

The stronger the wind, the greater the chance that we can see the fucking race. 💨👌🏼 #SteinerFact #DutchGP 🇳🇱 #F1

I don't know what’s happening with the Mercedes seats, but apparently you can grill fucking ham and sausage on it. 🔥 🥵 #ItalianGP 🇮🇹 #F1

I said if Max wasn’t in the top 3, I'll eat my fucking hat. Even worse, the only hat I could find somewhere in the attic really tastes like shit. #ItalianGP 🇮🇹 #F1

If the bonkers start in F2 and the collective ignoring of corners is just a foretaste of the race in Monza, then I will be ready for the race with a full fucking bucket of popcorn. #ItalianGP 🇮🇹 #F1