It looks like you’re trying to find a creative marketing angle for your disappointing NSS results. Would you like me to start?

Don’t mislead people by changing your Twitter name. CCHQ Press:

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NEWS: Bantshire mathematicians successfully round Pi down to 3.

A message to Tory voters: Stay at home. Save lives. Protect the NHS.

Bantshire political expert: “It appears Labour has won the general election”.

Following an administrative error, these two mature students were unhappy to be assigned a shared dorm.

Leeds Trinity’s viral marketing campaign for their open days is a step too far.

⚠️ All IT systems at Bantshire are up and running.

I’m happy to share that I’ve obtained a new certification: Microsoft Excel 97/98

As bad as this is, it is quite funny that Musk has managed to become radicalised by his own website.

We’re ready for Clearing. Call lovely Deb on our Admissions switchboard, 9am-10pm this Thursday.

We’re feeling a warm shower of excitement to see our latest marketing campaign make a splash in Weatherspoons #Clearing

Can the so-called ‘Banksy of Bantshire’ please stop, this is the fourth time this month.

Admissions Teams accepting students through Clearing.

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