SVEN 💙🌛

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IF someone gifted me one of those awful half and half scarves (CITY and another team) I hope it would be West Ham - proper fans, seem to get on with City fans, they hate Arsenal etc What H & H scarf would you accept (before binning it or cutting it and just keeping the City half)

By popular request - ALTERNATIVE COMMENTARY - Sporting CP 0⃣ v CITY 5⃣ Please remember that all credit goes to City Content 😀

WE are CITY 🔵🌛

When someone asks you to explain the Champions League draw 🙄😄

OASIS TICKETS - I got through to Ticketmaster straightaway on 115-115-115 😀 A lovely lady asks me 3 questions 1 Do you like the Rags, Dippers, Tarquins? No ☑️ 2 Do you support Citeh? Yes ☑️ 3 What is your religion? Church of Pep ☑️ How many tickets would you like sir? SORTED 😆

ARTETA be like...

🚨 WEATHER WARNING 🚨 Flash Flooding in SURREY 😭

JUST a test to make sure you are not a robot - if you see any similarity in the two pictures press 'like'

COMING SOON... The sequel to the hit TV series 'Breaking Bad'...

United supporters - if you buy a pair of these you can wear them to the match for years and years to come 😆

Sir Dave (wearing glasses) 'marginal gains' guru refuses to accept responsibility for allocating Casemiro a 2 hour sleep session starting at 4pm last Sunday 😴💤💤💤😆

Another ALTERNATIVE COMMENTARY ( thanks to City Content ) CITY 7⃣-0⃣ Leeds

I told you to wake me up just before the CITY Brentford game - I'm not interested in international matches!

How many will Stefan catch? 🤔