Without Googling, can you name one thing you wouldn’t know without Googling?

Just today I’ve seen ‘The Elites’ variously defined as: ‘Taylor Swift and the Hollywood luvvies’ ‘Faceless political ideologues and bureaucrats’ And ‘people who live in leafy areas.’ Can you at least all hold a meeting and get your paranoid postmodern McCarthyite ducks in a row?

“Don’t worry Robbie, you can kill brain worms by snorting Daz.”

Oooh, oooh… it’s the final episode of The Big Game. Come on Lilly!!! 🤞🏻

Postecoglou is on the phone ordering a dozen tanks of laughing gas. #COYS

OK. He gave us all a chance to catch up, but now the man with a first and a second in EPT main events is back. Ram Crazy Horse Vaswani is heading to Barcelona with nothing to declare but his moves. 🐴 PokerStars UK & IRE PokerStars LIVE PokerStars Blog PokerStars #EPTBarcelona

Hace viente añitos el EPT fue nacido aquí en Barcelona, y ya se ha vuelto a casa, aún más grande y más fuerte que nunca. Que ilusión. ¡A por el premio! #EPTBarcelona PokerStars UK & IRE PokerStars Blog PokerStars España PokerStars

A big head? Me? #EPTBarcelona

They told me the old folk got up early. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #Seniors #EPTBarcelona

Ok, so I’m kinda used to being the oldest player at the final table, but this is the flaming seniors for Christ’s sake. #NoCountryForOldMen #EPTBarcelona

More filthy rivers than Thames Water gosh darn it. How long til the EPT Main? #EPTBarcelona

Well, if it’s online you can’t hear them can you? In that case I’ll take Sam Grafton thank you.

I know women are famously good at multitasking, but this is different level…

Can everyone stop getting RIVERED?

Just explained to my table that ‘single re-entry’ means only the first player to bust can take a second bullet. Gotta do something to generate some early action, it’s PLO. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #EPTBarcelona

Hard to focus on the PLO with these two old muppets gabbing away at the table behind me. #EPTBarcelona

Time to stop with the ‘Run-good’ Rania.’ Play-great Rania Nasreddine is leading the last seventeen at #EPTBarcelona, and no one is less surprised than those of us who played her during her very deep run in Monte Carlo.