The Tories who are apoplectic about the removal of a picture of Margaret Thatcher in No.10 are the same Tories who stayed silent about a £17,800 fine for not properly declaring donations of £112,000 for some gold wallpaper.

Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you. Me to any Tory or Reform acolyte today.

EXPLAINED: How the Tories wrecked Britain's finances 👇

“I’ll never go to the pub again if outdoor smoking is banned.”

I know who I’d chose as my deputy PM.

She wants to be Liz Truss Mk-11

PMQs: Sunak attacks PM for cutting winter fuel payments after giving train drivers a pay rise. Even now, after their electoral drubbing they continue to try and pitch one section of society against another.

Patel out, and Honest Bob Jenrick with the most votes from Conservative MPs. The circular firing squad continues.

Who the hell is she? And why are we, the tax payer paying her for the rest of her life? prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/63063…

Sewage spills, Grenfell, the 2008 world financial crash, Horse meat in our food & the food industry feeding cow brains to cows didn’t happen because there was too much regulation.

Well, colour me shocked.

Farage’s only loyalty is to his bank balance.

I’m not sure Yaun here knows you can’t enact laws when parliament is in recess.

Well, colour me shocked, the Daily Mail lied.

Ex Tory chairman & current Conservative MP for Basildon & Billericay Richard Holden & The Express are natural bedfellows.

Good advice

Who’s up for buying some gold from man of the people Nigel Farage? goodlawproject.org/Farage-hangs-o…

So here’s a tale… I noticed Charlotte Owen, the junior aide Boris Johnson controversially ennobled, has a new gig with - shock! - Boris Johnson. But that’s only the start. There’s also uranium, Iran, Steve Bannon..& a LOT of qs My piece for The Observer theguardian.com/politics/artic…