i’m at this super fancy restaurant…. and the waiter brought out a spoon and a sponge looking thing for desert and i’m like oh wow it’s cute and small and he’s like “oh no that’s not desert that’s a towel for your hands…” someone please collect me…

Did you know that Britney Spears has a song that samples Madonna's get together? Trouble was released as a deluxe track of her 2008 circus album bur it's not on streaming platforms

this is crazy

we are losing recipes

put them all back and say sorry especially to this one

Thinking about Mirage not picking Plasma cause she thought she’d pick “a dumb ass song”😭 #DragRace

April Girl Group Brand Reputation Ranking:

1. ILLIT
2. (G)I-DLE
3. IVE
4. BLACKPINK
5. BABYMONSTER
6. TWICE
7. NewJeans
8. Red Velvet
9. Oh My Girl
10. Girls' Generation
11. KISS OF LIFE
12. LE SSERAFIM
13. aespa
14. Apink
15. NMIXX
16. WJSN
17. ITZY
18. woo!ah!
19. STAYC
20.…

As she should???

the gays don't deserve her after jumping on the hate train

MAMA still choose LOVE with her gays instead of the mess that SM created for her! LA REINA 💜✨✨✨💕

this is hilarious bc she didn’t even post ab her brother’s own song that released on the same day fhdhsj

Omg. Yall are gonna make me cry again!
I can actually finish paying off all of my debts from the show now! 🥺

You all really came through for a bitch and I am so damn grateful 🙏🏽😭😭😭

WOW, news confirmation: the female NSW Police officer was acting alone. She ran into the shopping centre by herself, confronted the terrorist, killed him. Incredible. Legitimately what a hero

Imagine the next Werq the World Tour but it’s Megami thee Stallion™️ doing hand puppets, Jimbo throwing meat at people and me smashing bottles over my head. It’s giving camp.

I think my friends dad likes me 😭

Yall can Say what yall want about Jenny from the Block !! But I love Jlo !!

My full explanation didn’t really make it to air so I’ll explain! 🧵🧵🧵🪡

Its the way JLo stays busy & booked by popular brands while others favs have to wait a whole year to b talked about, the world talks about JLo every day. Good&bad, the good give her the flowers she's earned. The bad create lies to tear her down cuz they're jealous of her success

that's what all her peers say about JLo ❤️