foxing puts out a new album this week, and i fear i will never recover from it

my work crush just quoted modest mouse lyrics in the middle of a conversation with me, and i made dead dad jokes to him earlier that he laughed at. so as you can tell, things are clearly getting serious over here lmao

they should invent a way for you to get 12 hours of sleep without taking up 12 hours of time

the new Foxing record is so fucking weird and chaotic in all the best ways

my love language is cooking my friends a 5 course meal, and then watching as they all sink into their seats in satisfaction

logging back in to remind you that girls know ball (go birds)

the epitome of corporate america, is calling an all staff meeting to discuss the temperature//thermostat//space heater usage in the office 🫠

future sixer, arthur embiid:

woj retired to clear the way for me 💅🏻

you can rip my 215 area code from my dead cold hands

100% me wearing band shirts to work, and having to tell the owners we shouldn’t play the hotelier through the surround sound

who wants to come give me a lobotomy? i’ll pay you $5

“Lifelong Philadelphia 76er Joel Embiid” is something truly special that I’m never gonna take for granted that I got to see.