State legislatures are increasingly targeting China, as local politicians—impatient with Washington—invoke national security and raise fences against Beijing wsj.com/articles/state…

'How much pride do you take in representing the school that you're loyal to and that you call home?'

'I mean, a lot.'

“Former Trump administration officials and other supporters have in recent months discussed a range of proposals, from incremental policy changes to a long-shot assertion that the president himself should play a role in setting interest rates.” wsj.com/economy/centra…

Cousins went to Atlanta cause they could win now

Cousins wanted help at No. 8 to win now

Falcons drafted his replacement

just insane

watched the video and my takeaway is the mayor should hire the random guy as security

YOU DIDN'T HIRE BILL BELICHICK BECAUSE YOU WERE WORRIED HE WAS TOO FAR DOWN THE RIVER AND THEN YOU LET THE NEW GUY INFLUENCE THE MOST GALAXY BRAIN SELECTION IN MODERN FOOTBALL HISTORY

This is from the Jason La Canfora mock draft published yesterday morning: 'I’ve heard the Falcons — and especially their owner — love Washington quarterback Michael Penix Jr. I’m just sayin’ …' washingtonpost.com/sports/2024/04…

Still can’t believe Embiid did that. Honestly, what a dick.

Joel Embiid has been banned from the Empire State Building

I’m so thrilled and excited to welcome Jayden Daniels to the Commanders family! I’m looking forward to all the wins we will celebrate this season and years to come with you as our leader. I know you’ll lead our franchise not only as our quarterback, but also in the locker room…

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…

FWIW - Jayden Daniels doesn't look upset to be coming to Washington.

Draymond would be publicly executed at halftime if he did this

From the Onion’s LinkedIn page:

Scoop: G/O Media has sold The Onion. The company told employees in an email today that it was bought by a new company called Global Tetrahedron and the site's staff will be kept on

The next David Simon show

In August 2022, researchers at Yale invented a fluid that, pumped into dead pigs’ bodies, brought their organs back to life—a kind of “zombie” liquid.

Almost nobody talks about this medical breakthrough anymore. And no organizations use it.

Except for one. The Miami Heat.