Morning people annoy me. So do afternoon people and night people. People in general, really.

authors are some of the bravest humans. to put a little piece of your inner world into words and share it with strangers, to keep going despite rejections and criticisms, to create in spite of the odds, it’s admirable. keep going. 🤍

This isn't a HIGMA post, but rather how I started querying agents and ended up with a publishing contract. It includes a lot of tears, a #PitDark pitch that I wasn't sure belonged, and what I learned along the way. Enjoy! #WritingCommunity #amquerying wp.me/pg0KB7-1l

Like an agent 🤞🏼🌸

He is so slutty 😂

Wrote 5 & book #4 was the “winner” If you’re not looking back at your first book with a “well bless your heart” attitude, you’ve likely not grown enough.

Just: thank you 💕 #sppromptparty

I can't get goats or a teacup cow and now you're telling me I can't have a pygmy hippo? This sucks.

Ok

I actually tried this after three polite attempts to get out of a conversation and it felt incredible. 10/10 recommend.

Can you tell me about your WIP in ten words or less? Chaos shortie drives control freak grump crazy in love.

Manifesting stuff ✨🧿

Told my cousin's kid (11) that I like to play Fortnite from time to time and he looked at me and said: "But you're a girl. And old." 😭

Manifested a form pass lol.

Bye bitches. Fall is here. 🍂

And a pitchme pass. Damn I suck at manifesting.

😭

Sounds perfectly normal and not sketchy at all.

It's totally normal to be grinning like a mad woman while editing interactions between your smitten MCs bc they are so freaking adorable, right?

Drop a line from one of your books/stories with no explanation: "Is this a freaking three-headed Golden Retriever?" "This is Cerberus, Hound of Hell and Dumb of Ass," Rory said, pulling the dog back until it flopped down at his feet. 🐕