buying two 12ft Home Depot skeletons so I can make them do this

I’m 100% one of those tacky weirdos who will sing at their own wedding. I’m just not going to waste an opportunity with a captive audience, especially when I’m already dressed up nice.

one song helped me ✨barely hold it together✨ CHERRIE

you and me both 🥰

any movie with a number in the title is part of the same franchise. sixth sense. 27 dresses. etc etc

When a movie pauses for even a second from its lone duty as a plot delivery mechanism to dwell on any of the incidental, offhand poetry that is the very texture of the lived life that we hold so dear I am horrified and immediately call the state and local police.

it's 11am aka time for me to cry about whitney houston at work.

are you wearing the... the chanel boots? yeah, I am. #46 #Inauguration2021

bionic woman was amazing michelle ryan was robbed i will die on this hill

once I get pants that fit it’s over for you hoes

have anyone else’s feet been hurting since birth?

she don’t miss! CHERRIE

there’s a deleted scene in ET where he drinks a sparkling water and straight up dies

Happy #LunarNewYear and #BlackHistoryMonth!

STOP. ENOUGH.

why isn’t chicken fiesta called pollo party???