hey, I wrote a thing about the stupidest fucking Nazis in America and their stupid fucking clownshoes plan to ruin Juneteenth. give it a read, and please sign onto my mailing list so you never miss a post. thanks— bit.ly/3XlAkAk

listen up, stupids: you can celebrate Juneteenth *and* the 4th of July

LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES screams the party currently throwing a shit-fit because there's a holiday commemorating it

I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I've never gone on live TV and bragged about stealing classified war plans

your reminder that every Democrat believes that if Hunter Biden broke the law, he should be punished, and every Republican believes that Donald Trump should be above the law. any questions

I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump just can't stop fucking that chicken." Trump has the right to remain silent. too bad the rotting old blabbermouth doesn't have the ability. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my mailing list so you never miss a post— bit.ly/3NDnMkr

Drop a 💙 for the vets! 🙏 💙

need some good news? Jack Smith just gave immunity to at least two fake electors and now they're testifying against Trump. tick fucking tock, Donny

hey, remember how they told you that Roe was settled law? remember how they told you to calm down? stay angry. stay fucking angry

So Biden and Shapiro got I-95 opened in 12 days!... Crickets... If a Republican administration did this it would be non stop back slapping and fireworks... WTAF?...

a bridge collapsed in Pennsylvania. the Democratic governor rebuilt it in two weeks. the power grid failed in Texas. the Republican senator fled to Cancun. any questions

I'm so old, I remember when Ted Cruz was openly wishing that the US military was as manly and undefeatable as Russia's. remind me how that worked out

a bad day for Putin is a bad day for Trump is a good day for America

it's been a rough two years for the Republican party, first they lost the the White House and now Russia

Just when you thought Texas cops couldn’t get any worse. deadstate.org/three-texas-co…

What about all the oligarchs that fled on their private jets this morning? Are they just like ‘my bad…yo’ I was ALWAYS coming back Vlad, the wifey just wanted to check out Istanbul..’

That’s because jellyfish boy throttled my tweets or whatever you call it..Musk is an enemy of democracy and a sad little weirdo. Elon Musk

Quancy 🇺🇸🦅

BREAKING: Jim Jordan just got TERRIBLE news. The Supreme Court let stand a decision that allows more than 230 men to sue Ohio State University over decades-old sexual abuse by a university doctor, which dates back to Jordan’s days as their OSU wrestling coach.

Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 mary Karma is coming for Jim Jordan.