Oh good, it’s going to be Dodgy Bob vs Suella de Vile Badenoch.

Splendid

So Jenrick and Badenoch are centrists which comes as a bit of surprise to this centrist dad

Made for each other.

Splendid.

Not content with scalping their own fans, the troglodyte one decides that what his fans really need is to piss on them. This tour will self-destruct before the first show.

I think the Neanderthal brother has been in the sauce today.

Splendid

It’s thick wanker, posh wanker 1, utter wanker, posh wanker 2 and jailbird wanker

Twaddle from twaddlehead.

So the ‘woke’-bashing ⁦Mail+⁩ lays into ⁦National Trust⁩ again. For doing a bit more to tackle climate change. To be clear we are not banning meat or anything like it, just having a look at making some sensible reductions. RT or like if you stand with us.

Splendid.

I am sure the sight of Brand praying with Carlson will be of enormous help and comfort to all his victims. When is that horrible little fucker going to jail?

Is there anything vaguely normal about this woman?

Increasingly of the view that if the new Labour government ‘fails’, then we will get a Reform/Tory party govt - by then they will be indistinguishable - at the next election. And that fills me with dread. So let’s hope - despite our media - he pulls it off

Splendid.

Is there anyone, anywhere who thinks that this man is sane?

He looks healthy and normal and in no way half-witted.

Splendid.