i just saw a chilling video from Springfield. a man speeding home from work found a glowing green uranium rod in his trousers and threw it out his window, nearly hitting a skateboarding boy with it.

Heather du Plessis-Allan upset that the ABC moderators fact-checked Trump's "some states allow infanticide" and "marauding immigrants are eating dogs" but not Harris's "Trump's rallies are boring"

Most open and transparent government, won’t even appear on Hosking’s show etc etc

JD Vance: I’m not a weird racist freak Also JD Vance: Constantly tweets like a weird racist freak

You won’t believe this but all words are made up at some point

Not sure how the Bear is a comedy

Go fuck a couch you racist

Hahaha Seymour

I know he’s an awful lunatic but he’s so damn funny

lmaooooo hall of fame “this post has been deleted”

Good grief even Luxxo wouldn’t pull this stunt

Nah Tadanobu Asano should’ve won the best supporting actor Emmy

try to imagine the most evil thing this could possibly be a response to and you won’t even come close

Ooooof

Make spreadsheets what kinda stupid question is that