My cute little kitty loves boxes #mema #curledup #box #oldbaby #love instagram.com/p/1Gmf9YrsDE/

Got switched to work with a co-staff because everybody else refuses to work with her. Lucky me.

"Play me something with a little bit of Mexican in it" - ayo

I'm so ignored here I'm beginning to think all of you are actually cats.

Does this tramp stamp of a bunny boiling in a pot make me look too stabby?

I'd post my breakfast on Instagram, but I don't want people to see the junk mail, candles, underwear and batteries I refuse to move.

I finished a box of Cap'n Crunch even after it shredded the roof of my mouth in case any of you ladies are looking for a man with commitment

I will forever loathe people who don't turn their ringers / typing clicks down in an otherwise quiet break room. #stop #turnthatshitdown

I hate small talk and people who make small talk.

Me: I need to lose 10 lbs by tmrw Me: *demolishes a chocolate bar in 15 seconds flat*

Love is telling someone you have really bad firehole and rushing to the washroom, only to have sex with them 30 minutes later. #truelove

my advice for life in case u missed it. cuz obviously i got this life shit figured out lol

One time I have a jehova's witness the previous tenants phone number thinking it was her mother. #oops #noragets

Alright like we get that Paris isn't the only place attacked in the world. We get it. A different status every 10 mins won't fix anything

I'm not worried about this exam, but me not worrying is stressing me out #anxietyproblems

I've come to terms with the fact that my body is a dud. #nicetrythoughmom

I'm playing Brain Dots : ) #BrainDots web.braindotsapp.com