Douglass Murray is published by Bloomsbury.

Some hot events are coming up this autumn. Latest addition is with the ever brilliant Evie Wyld she/her in conversation with Karen McLeod 👩‍✈️✈️🏳️‍🌈 about THE ECHOES. Tickets booksellercrow.co.uk/event/author-e… #booktwt #theechoes #eviewyld #karenmcleod #booksellercrow #authorevent #CrystalPalace #SE19

#WritingCommunity - please RT! Do you live in Deal or the Dover district of Kent and want to write about your life? I'm running a free life stories writing w/shop as part of English Heritage Open Day with The Deal Society 7th Sept, 2-4pm. First come first served - DM for a spot!

When "creatives" warn you about the danger of "the pram in the hallway" say Ha! ... 5 kids, feckless husband, writer of the most emotionally charged sentence in literature, some of the funniest books ever written. Happy Birthday and thanks Edith Nesbitt

Son and girlfriend sitting in the Tangier airport branch of Wetherspoons.

Fifteen minute conversation with lady on the phone about Errol Flynn. Hold on I need to find my glasses, oh they're on my head.

Also, hasn’t Jonathan been the fashion plate for men for the last thirty years or so?

Gotten is such a horrible word.

I quite like #TheHundred2024 but seeing Chris Jordan in a shirt that says Pom Bears on it is a semiotic crime.

Coming up on the 12th September - make sure you've booked your tickets for Orlaine McDonald and Keiran Goddard in conversation about her stunning debut novel, NO SMALL THING. Tickets £5 (includes🍷)booksellercrow.co.uk/shop/orlaine-m…

Remembering the 51 people who died on The Marchioness 35 years ago today including the lovely Ruth Haddon, who was meant to join me and a friend for lunch the following day. My thoughts go out to all friends and family. RIP. #Marchioness

Superb 📸 Signed copies of the cabin crew free-fall memoir 'Lifting Off' plus Karen's novel set in Penge, 'In Search of the Missing Eyelash' are available from the website: booksellercrow.co.uk/shop/lifting-o… #booktwt #karenmcleod #theeyelash Muswell Press

Slower than a slow thing on slow day.

I’m not having seeding in domestic cup draws on any level. Total bollocks as far I’m concerned.

Don't miss this exciting event at Jonathan Main next month! #NoSmallThing author, Orlaine McDonald, will be in conversation with Keiran Goddard ☀ Tickets are £5, including a drink! Book your place here: tinyurl.com/dwnbew2x

Florida has banned 23 pf my books. What the fuck?

Louis Menard in The New Yorker. Shit article. *cough*

📚NO SMALL THING Coming up next week is our event with top debut novelist, Orlaine McDonald, interviewed by Keiran Goddard. Please RT uto show us your support, or even better, buy a ticket 🎫: booksellercrow.co.uk/event/author-e… #booktwt #SE19 #writerscommunity #writersoftwitter

Playing Jimmy Cliff. Smartly dressed man approaches the counter. I like your music, reminds me of my skinhead days. Had a fight then, no knives, just a kick in the bollocks and a smack in the mouth. Down Margate on a Sunday.