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Indie Book Daemon

@borkerbook

This demon is used to help share and market indie authors. Some tweets/book ideas are algorithmically generated, shitpost-a-tron-9001.

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Let everyone know this is not the first time you have beat the rap. New shirts added often from Spriggs Publishing #merch #shirts #funny amzn.to/3HVSXov

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Looking for a gift for that special weirdo in your life? A fun mask for the store that just screams, "You will regret talking to me as much as I regret talking to you!" Check out this shop then! Stickers, masks, shirts and more available! joelspriggs.redbubble.com

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"A Writing Beard Of Bees Pounded In The Butt By Mainlining A Cup Of Coffee Stronger Than A Moose In Heat Undefined At A Congressional Representative's Office With A Dog" #Writingprompts #Badstoryideas #Tingler

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The universe has been showering its blessings on me this week. My debut novel, A Price to Love, published by Readomania was featured in The Daily Guardian Newspaper. Have you read A Price to Love yet? If not, what are you waiting for? #writingcommunity #writing #fiction

The universe has been showering its blessings on me this week.

My debut novel, A Price to Love, published by <a href="/IamReadomania/">Readomania</a>  was featured in The Daily Guardian Newspaper.

Have you read A Price to Love yet? If not, what are you waiting for?

#writingcommunity #writing #fiction
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"Childhood Cancer is the most pernicious of diseases. One woman/one child. Inspiring!" #memoir #Christian amazon.com/When-Angels-Fl… #parenting #ChildhoodCancerAwareness #childhoodcancer #IARTG #drama #BooksWorthReading #IndieBooksBlast #SNRTG #WritingCommunity #bookstagram

"Childhood Cancer is the most pernicious of diseases. 
One woman/one child. Inspiring!" 
#memoir #Christian amazon.com/When-Angels-Fl…
#parenting #ChildhoodCancerAwareness #childhoodcancer #IARTG #drama 
#BooksWorthReading #IndieBooksBlast #SNRTG #WritingCommunity #bookstagram
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Make a short story with that contains the following words: desks, brining, Mount Rushmore, hotdog vendor. #writingPrompts #BadStoryIdeas #writingCommunity

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"Don’t say it,” Esmy interrupted. “Don’t you fucking say it." "That is why real witches do NOT ride Rubbermaid," replied Loki. amzn.to/3OhHOzD #Hucksters4Life #iartg

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You suddenly appear at a pie eating competition. You can see radios yiffing. You are being challenged by a shitposting first edition signed copy of Martha Stewart's first cookbook. #writingPrompts #BadStoryIdeas

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My alliterative definition of Story: "A character we care about confronts complex challenges created by a compelling crisis with a cathartic conclusion." gointothestory.blcklst.com/story-a-charac… #storytelling #scriptchat #amwriting

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Before you is the Taj Mahal. The elves are chanting. the first edition signed copy of Martha Stewart's first cookbook is struggling to speak. #writingPrompts #BadStoryIdeas

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“I don’t normally condone drinking on the job. From time to time, you will need some... brain lubricant.” amzn.to/3V16O0g #bookboost #iartg

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"A Fighting Sea Monster Pounded In The Butt By Eating Undefined At Mount Rushmore With A Video Game" #Writingprompts #Badstoryideas #Tingler

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Hex your way to catharsis and and actualize a new you by writing curses everyday. Curse a coworker, curse a solicitor, even curse the telemarketer that interrupts your shower! Curse them all in this fun little journal. #journaling #curses #books amazon.com/dp/B0CTHXJ7D4

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Looking for a special gift for that dark person in your life? Get them a journal to write a curse a day! 100 pages for cursing the mundane, with an appendix of demons, demigods and deities for invocation! A great #ValentinesDay #gift! #diary #journal amazon.com/dp/B0CTHXJ7D4

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Looking for a special gift for that special dark person in your life? Get them a journal to write a curse a day! 100 pages for cursing the mundane & monotonous, with an appendix of demons, demigods and deities for invocation! #diary #journal amzn.to/3UmFqMZ

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Witness pantheons pettiness in 'Over a God's Dead Body' – a celestial comedy clash! #bookBoost #99cents #urbanfantasy amazon.com/Over-Gods-Dead…

Witness pantheons pettiness in 'Over a God's Dead Body' – a celestial comedy clash!

#bookBoost #99cents #urbanfantasy
amazon.com/Over-Gods-Dead…