We memorized phone numbers. We memorized driving directions. No one knew what we looked like. No one could reach us. We were gods.

Cyclists caught by a speed trap during the Road Race

Thanks Josh mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏿‍♂️🎶🇺🇸🎤🛑😭👍🏿

Superb shot in the table tennis

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Still find it hilarious that the Team GB skateboarding squad is just a bunch of children and a 50 year old man

Blessed are the peacemakers instagram.com/reel/C-XMdJeMd…

Concerning RayGun from AUS

I have broken my finger. Treatment is to dress the little fella up as Hannibal Lecter. Doctors can be so silly!

Conversely, I got two A stars and an A, and I often have to use a bin as a chair

A moonscape with two Japanese cranes.

Just had an epiphany while chatting to my son. What if kids have been trying to tell us for centuries that we’re saying yellow wrong and nobody’s listening to them. Maybe it is lellow.

I feel seen...

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

What a day to be accidentally named after Britain’s 10th longest motorway

♫All the Steves are Brown (all the Steves are Brown) And this Guy is Gray (and this Guy is Gray)♫

Majesty was the first baby to benefit from the new Beds for Babies scheme launched by South Yorkshire's Mayor, Oliver Coppard. He spoke to Rowan Bridge at the BBC News (UK) about the support the scheme offers in the community, and why it is needed. orlo.uk/RHSbB

People will be like, “generative AI has no practical use case,” but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, soooo

Some cyclists round the corner from mine (including my favourite one as he bears a passing resemblance to me at his age if I'd had a goatie...)

#OnThisDay 1992 Football Italia aired on Channel 4 for the first time. 3 million tuned in to watch Sampdoria draw 3-3 with Lazio. This was the original theme tune ⚽️🇮🇹 🎥 via F⚽️⚽️TBALL ShIrTALIA