Oh no, a fincel.

This

Bonehead should do acoustic gigs on the same nights for everyone who didn't get tickets. Might also break records for most barre chords played in a single sitting.

Up until now the only way to do this was to travel back in time and stop your parents from meeting

Do you ever end up with lots of packets of crisps of your least favourite flavour? I feel like I have a cheese n onion corner in my cupboard.

When you forget your shoes for P.E

Hulk Hogan: Selling out to MAGA while trying to convince everyone he’s Not That Racist Anymore The Rock: Mid-life movie star crisis Stone Cold:

Another great night from Short Attention Span Theatre last night. I was very happy with how my play 'The Last Swally' was received. Once again the actors all knocked it out of the park. Keep supporting grassroots theatre!

The start of a beautiful friendship

Recently Glasgow seems to be good at building bridges whilst knocking everything else down

Awww no. The word legend is overused but this is the real deal. RIP.

Wearing this today in tribute to the mighty James Earl Jones

Its actually quite mental that this is the same person

Why is this so accurate?

Been listening to a lot of Billy Ocean recently. That man wrote nothing but straight bangers. Billy Ocean.

Got to give it to Jack. There's a reason he's the only one who gets to wear sunglasses and smoke a cigar.

I've just excelled at the 'random stuff in B & M' shopping. Bed sheets, nail clippers, a box of Tofiffee and a wireless PS4 controller

Been caught squealing

Got stuck in bad traffic on the southside there, a situation that would normally give me furious road rage. But I was across from a dog leaning out a passenger seat window so obviously that made everything okay.