“I like your personality” thanks it’s a disorder

I know I’m funny but sometimes I’m like damn I might be going to hell

Its my birthday and I don't have to shower or leave the bed if I DONT WANT TO

I'm 28 today, expecting my second baby, 🤰 so no drinky drinks. And just learned my eldest has the flu and now I'm thinking I do too. CHEERS TO THE NEXT WEEK OF FLU AND TO 28 YEARS 🍻

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

Currently binging Wednesday for the second time.. 🖤😂

Greta Gerwig’s #Barbie becomes the highest grossing film directed by a woman.

I stalk my step kid's moms fb to see if she even gives af about her kid's starting school or her daughter's first day of prek... all I see is shit about her man. She hasn't called or texted me or their dad since school started. I hate an ain't shit parent. Especially a mom.

I'm rewatching #AHS in honor of spooky season and I'm just finishing up this season. It's as great as I remembered it 😍

No parent should ever have to choose between being present for their family and putting food on the table. We must make it easier for working families by passing the Child Tax Credit, expanding paid family leave, and providing access to affordable childcare.

i love a man who can’t keep his hands off me

aye brah you got a lighter? me:

Ceative perspective [📹 jordi.koalitic]

Paul Barton, once a concert-pianist, lives in the jungle of Thailand where he plays music to blind, injured and orphaned elephants of a sanctuary with extraordinary results

Watching American Psycho and realizing he has a better skin care routine than the ticktok girlies

now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

...but do aliens believe in me?