How can this be a poor choice?

Disappointed to find out these are not, as I’d thought, Korean Duck flavour. May take my glasses to Tesco next time.

Who was it that recommended Shogun? Kudos.

I am not just a flower account now, but I grew this from seed on my balcony and it’s good, innit?

We have a new, smaller office I am mandated to return to several times a week. I’m about 98% less productive in this loud, cramped, stressful environment. But still, presenteeism, yeah.

Someone is drilling behind my flat. I think they may be trying to break into Barclays. It's been closed for 6 months.

3 of yesterday’s jailed rioters were called Jordan. Should we just lock up all Jordans?

Basically now a bumble bee sanctuary. See more fuzz at my OnlyBees.

Dishwasher’s fucked again (don’t buy a Bosch) so I’m having to eat this morning’s oats with a soup spoon and I’m not sure I can cope with this level of degradation.

Thread. Especially for those who enjoyed my trip last month.

Been stuck in the lift in my building for half an hour now. Lift company doesn’t answer the emergency telephone. Plays recorded music and hangs up. Great Saturday so far.

Two things. 1) I'm out of the lift. Fire brigade are ace. 2) I only started this account to write some stories about dating, middle-aged and newly single, in London. It's all here bumblingdad.co.uk

I have now discovered the best Italian restaurant in London which is even better than the previous best Italian restaurant in London. Follow me for more food tips.

You! Relax your jaw. Right now!

Seen Oasis already - Glastonbury 1995 🥳 They were pretty good actually, but Pulp were better. And Portishead. And PJ Harvey. Still quite miffed that John Squire fell off his bike though, cos I never did get to see the Stone Roses.

I am horrifie’d

I’ve just showered my 90 year old dad. How’s your day going?

Dad just sent a WhatsApp - SOS - no context, no explanation. Didn't reply to "What's up, you need help?" or answer when I called. Panicking, pulling on my shoes and grabbing keys to drive 100 miles to get there I thought to ring the house phone. "My iPhone won't charge" 🤦‍♂️