The reviews are in

Blue alien gf: What is 50 cent wing night ? I want to learn

at first glance i read this as “poop unfortunate soul”

fixed it

If ketchup doesn't exist and I'm your uber driver, what's your opener to name one thing better than "the incident" at your high school that I've never seen a man look good doing and tag yourself without googling what's harder than this?

RETWEET: If you Love using POWER TOOLS and Believe the Governemtn should make them More Unsafe and Worse Quality!!!!!

i bet being straightened out feels so good when you’re a paper clip

Every conversation on construction sites is a variation of this Older Racist Foreman: People are on their phones too much now! Mexican Coworker: is called the singularity, when man become machine. Going to happen in 50 years man

mr president. your fired. also your gay. and you are the weakest link. goodby

i need some of the pharmaceutical beef stew so bad

this game sucks lol

let’s fucking go

sometimes at the grocery store i’ll see a product and spend a few minutes wondering who it’s for, who enjoys it. today it was this one and i really have no idea

where some of you need to go

the misinformation here is crazy. first off that’s a walking taco. no one calls it a taco in a bag. secondly a frito pie is made with chili. and finally neither one of these things are “white people tacos”. people just really say anything

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whoever made this ad was brilliant. I was absolutely obsessed, I had to get this game at any cost. eventually I did and it sucked ass